All Images

Here is a page where you can check out all the imagery of Marty. (If you have the stomach for it.)

Christina Heaston Photo Shoot

I Am Not As Cool As This Picture Makes Me Look :: But, does this look like a face that wants to waste your time? Well... it is if you have a budget for a comedy show! I Wish I Cared More :: But the truth is, I just don't. Waiting on the Bus :: This is a picture of me waiting on the bus on the way to my last show. The venue asked if I would rather have more money and not fly. DUH! If You Call I Will Answer :: This picture doesn't really prove this. What this picture proves is that I will answer my cell phone during a photo shoot if my wife calls. Customized Shows :: Do you have a dozen cinder blocks that need to be cheered up? I will perform for them, no questions asked! Maybe They Live Here :: This is me wondering if those people walking up on us live in this house. Because we are using this old broken down house with an eviction notice on the front door for our wanna-look-edgy photo shoot. Oops, Didn't See You There :: If I had seen you, then I would have been more prepared from a facial expression stand-point. Look At That AMAZING Shadow :: Amazing, because it looks like the Amazing Spider-Man. Come on! If that doesn't instantly make you want to hire me then I probably have no shot with you. Look at the Window Behind My Head :: It is attached to the house where I will be forced to move my wife and kids if you don't hire me to do a comedy show soon! Bald Haters Beware :: We have a zero tolerance for bald hating and haters. We have a 100 percent tolerance level for baldness. Photo of My Sincere Reaction To... :: Your proposed budget for your show. (Noteworthy-After laughing, I will most likely say yes and do the show.) Come On! :: If I can be in an 80's John Cougar Mellancamp video, surely I can enterain your audiences! Look at That Smile! :: I can smile, laugh, sing, and dance! Wait, I can't sing, but I will if your contract demands that I do.

Aiken Brewing Company Show :: Photos by Tristan Myers

This photo gallery features an entire set's worth of photos. If you know Marty's material well enough you can chronicle the punchline photos.

All Photos Taken by Tristan Myers

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Fun Slideshow Pictures

MartySimpson.com Images :: You will most definitely hear all about Marty's kids, Walton and Savannah, and his dogs, Luke and Gus (Augustus McCrae MartySimpson.com Images :: Even in the professional work place, running his own multi-media company concentrating on video-production and web-design and development, Marty works differently. Check out Marty's company at www.blueeyedpanda.com. MartySimpson.com Images :: Most of the comedy you will hear from Marty is based on actual things that have happened to him. Maybe you'll like it, or maybe you'll think he's an idiot... MartySimpson.com Images :: Marty likes to call his shows, MartySimpson.com Images :: For all of those folks out there that thought Marty was a joke, well it turns out you weren't far off. Marty is shown here kicking the game winning field goal in the 1988 AAAA Football State Championship Game versus Gaffney. Spring Valley won that game 3-0. Also shown here is the last play of the half in 1992 versus Clemson. Marty made a 43 yard field to tie the score in that game 10-10 at the half. (Gamecocks would go on to win 24-10.) MartySimpson.com Images :: If you are having an event video-taped (or need it video-taped) you can hire Marty Simpson to come and provide the interviews! You will always be able to count on it being entertaining if you chose to do this!! MartySimpson.com Images :: Check out one of Marty's regular gigs at either The Garden Bistro in the Vista, or at The Watershed in Lexington. MartySimpson.com Images :: You will definitely hear all about the adventures of Gus and Luke. 2 lovable Goldendoodles that are always up to something. Hear all about the Doodle-Fountain and the Placebo Collar. Named after Augustus McCrae from Lonesome Dove and Luke the Apostle (and Luke Skywalker.) MartySimpson.com Images :: The Garden Bistro is a cool place to have a regular gig in The Vista in Columbia, South Carolina. Check out their site for a menu and show schedule. (www.gardenbistrosc.com) MartySimpson.com Images :: If you are looking for a creative way to spice up your wedding reception, you can hire Marty Simpson to provide the interviews for your video! MartySimpson.com Images :: Although Marty is undefeated in his playing career at all Death Valleys, and a Gamecock through and through, he is never afraid to point out obvious flaws in being a loyal Gamecock!(2-0 at Clemson, and 1-0 at Baton Rouge) MartySimpson.com Images :: Marty loves to tell true stories about his wife. Lucky for her (or maybe for Marty) most of them make her look awesome and Marty look stupid. And yes, she still looks 17 years old.