He wants to "look bald."

Marty just wants to "look bald."

But the problem is, his hair won't cooperate.

Lately, his balding pattern has created two little hooks on the sides, which when grown out for a week or so, give the impression that Marty is attempting a hack version of a comb-over, or at the very least, looks like he is "clinging to some scraps."

All Marty wants is for his hair to fall out evenly, is this asking too much?

Apparently it is. Please cast your votes to help Marty decide what to do.

Thanks!

PS - We have overheard Marty saying, "If I ever look like I am actually attempting a comb-over, I will stick a fork straight in my eye."