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In general, what is your opinion of clean shaven bald dudes?

Voting for this poll has ended.


Statistics:

Cool...I wanna rub it.
Votes: 10
19.6% 
Bold...but look at the tan differences in the skin on top and the sides.
Votes: 2
3.9% 
Cool...his shadow looks like Spider-Man
Votes: 10
19.6% 
Lame...dude should have gotten Bosley hair treatment years ago
Votes: 0
0% 
Cool...only if they have a nice shaped head
Votes: 28
54.9% 
Lame....dude should at least wear a hair piece.
Votes: 1
2% 

Number of Voters  :  51

He wants to "look bald."

Marty just wants to "look bald."

But the problem is, his hair won't cooperate.

Lately, his balding pattern has created two little hooks on the sides, which when grown out for a week or so, give the impression that Marty is attempting a hack version of a comb-over, or at the very least, looks like he is "clinging to some scraps."

All Marty wants is for his hair to fall out evenly, is this asking too much?

Apparently it is. Please cast your votes to help Marty decide what to do.

Thanks!

PS - We have overheard Marty saying, "If I ever look like I am actually attempting a comb-over, I will stick a fork straight in my eye."