Marty Simply Wants to "Look Bald..." Nothing More, Nothing Less

Marty just wants to "look bald."

But the problem is, his hair won't cooperate.

Therefore, he is debating whether to shave his head clean bald or not. Here is why.

Lately, his balding pattern has created two little hooks on the sides, which when grown out for a week or so, give the impression that Marty is attempting a hack version of a comb-over, or at the very least, looks like he is clinging to some scraps.

All Marty wants, is for his hair to fall out evenly, is this asking too much?

Apparently it is.

Please fill out the poll questions to assist Marty in his decision whether to shave his head all the way or not.

(Go to Questions now by clicking here.)

Thanks!

PS  ::  We have overheard Marty saying, "If I ever look like I am actually attempting a comb-over, I will stick a fork straight in my eye."

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